"Like a Gang of Carnies stole a gasoline truck and ran it into a wall"
- Coma Candiria

"AFTER SOME EXTENSIVE RESEARCH, I FEEL NASSAU CHAINSAW'S LIVE SHOW IS A DIRECT ASSAULT ON ALL OF THE HUMAN SENSES!! FIRSTLY, YOUR EARS WILL RING FOR DAYS FROM THE SOUND OF THE MUSIC AND SANDBLASTERS COMPETING, AS THEY PERMANENTLY IMPAIR THE SHEER ESSENCE OF YOUR BEING!! SEE A REAL LIVE GANG OF FREAKS AS THEY DANGLE FROM FLESH HOOKS FOR DEAR LIFE!!! FEEL ALL OF YOUR SHORT AND CURLY'S BURN OFF FROM THE SPARKS AND FLAMES SHOOTING OFF THE STAGE, AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING!!! IN THE END, YOU WILL TASTE THE BILE AND SMELL THE SHIT AS IT LEAVES THE PANTS OF ALL WHO BARE WITNESS!!! ALL HAIL NASSAU CHAINSAW!!!"
- Joe James-Agnostic Front / Inhuman

"I don't like rap and hardcore or metal but you guys do it in a way that's fuckin awesome! I can't stop listening to The Asphalt Chronicles"
- Martin Gonzalez Billy Club Sandwich

"Harder then hardcore, sicker then sick, and raw to the bone! The Brooklyn Lunatics have been thrilling and chilling audiences around NYC and the whole East Coast with their live Metal/Underground HipHop performances! You Gotta see this band Live!"
-Royal Flush Magazine (4 Star Review)

"Nassau chainsaw: tools, knives, flames and chainsaws. if ya ever feel like just gettin out and leavin your bullshit at the door. Go down to the chainsaw show. everything from blood and guts to tight grooves over in your face vocals. you'll definitely forget about life for a bit."
- Tim Williams Vod/Bloodsimple

"If you ever wanted to know what its like to ghost-ride a flaming garbage truck into a public school auditorium, you must check out Nassau Chainsaw!! You get that thrill of a horror movie, roller coaster, and a tragic car-fire, all at once and in-your-face... Better than Saw IV"
- Clay Cables fyourband.com